Source: Live Science Sea Monkeys..... a lot of you probably know what i'm talking about. A massive disappointment to many children, with a very....how should I say...odd creator. If you don't know what Sea Monkeys are then here's a little sea monkey primer. Sea monkeys are a kids toy that promises "instant life." They are really just little brine shrimp in a fancy little tank. For many people they were one of their biggest disappointments in childhood. For the last 63 years kids believed the colorful, promising advertising, only to find out that "sea monkeys" are just little brine shrimp. The man behind the sea monkeys, Harold Von Braunhut, is much more interesting. Sea Monkeys are really just brine shrimp, which is an organism that hatches from a dry egg. The little eggs that look like sand have a long shelf life and hatch when they come into contact with water....kinda cool...but not "magical." Marketing Genius Harold Von